What’s it called when a blonde dies her hair another color?
Artificial intelligence
Archive for the 'Funny Facebook Status' Category
Unholy Thoughts
It’s the sweetest thing you can do!
Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom, in the kitchen or anywhere!
You must never stop doing it!
It is called Prayer!
God bless your naughty little mind.
Funny Marriage Line
Getting married is similar to going to a restaurant with your friends.
You place your order, then when you see what the other person ordered, you wish you had that.
Funny Music Facebook Status
If my ears were vaginas I would be giving birth to baby *insert artist name*’s 9 months from now.
Transgender Truths
I saw a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic today.
It read: ‘We may never piss this way again!’
Cow Poop
Birds, Birds in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry, I don’t cry,
I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
Ask friends this and get funny replies!
Imagine that I have been locked up in jail.
What crime do you think I have committed?