Archive for the 'Baby Jokes' Category

Why don’t blondes breastfeed their babies?

It hurts when they have to boil their nipples.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With a straw.

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If my ears were vaginas I would be giving birth to baby *insert artist name*’s 9 months from now.

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