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When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn’t follow me around.
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Master baiter.
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A 54 year old accountant leaves a note for his wife one evening which reads: “Dear wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you read this I will be at the Palms Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old assistant.”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a note waiting for him that read: “Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Marx Hotel with my 18 year old toyboy. You are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.”
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It’s hard to get them started, they emit foul odors, and they don’t work half the time!
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It’s the sweetest thing you can do!
Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom, in the kitchen or anywhere!
You must never stop doing it!
It is called Prayer!
God bless your naughty little mind.
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Getting married is similar to going to a restaurant with your friends.
You place your order, then when you see what the other person ordered, you wish you had that.
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If my ears were vaginas I would be giving birth to baby *insert artist name*’s 9 months from now.
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I saw a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic today.
It read: ‘We may never piss this way again!’
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We’ll be up and running soon, prepare to laugh!
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