Very Funny Jokes

Accounting Joke

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 04:55:23 +0000

A 54 year old accountant leaves a note for his wife one evening which reads: “Dear wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you read this I will be at the Palms Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old assistant.”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a note waiting for him that read: “Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Marx Hotel with my 18 year old toyboy. You are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.”

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 06:10:53 +0000

With a straw.

What’s the difference between your momma and a washing machine?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:27:36 +0000

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn’t follow me around.

What do you call a pro fisherman?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:24:44 +0000

Master baiter.

Balayya Moon

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:36:30 +0000

NASA sent balayya to Moon. BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting “Idiots, today is amavasya, There will be no moon!

Why did the blonde girl apply lipstick to her forehead?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:22:50 +0000

She was attempting to make up her mind.

The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:34:30 +0000

Only in America we leave our expensive cars in the driveway and put our worthless junk in the garage.

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:46:42 +0000

How did a redneck die while drinking milk?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:21:13 +0000

His cow sat on him.

Best Man Joke – one thirty eight

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:40:43 +0000

I’ve been warned not to go into detail about *insert grooms name*’ s past history, but what a coincidence that 138 is his lucky number!

Transgender Truths

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:21:01 +0000

I saw a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic today.

It read: ‘We may never piss this way again!’

What is a blonde woman with only half a brain called?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:25:57 +0000

gifted

Only in America people order a Diet Coke to go with their double cheeseburger and large fries.

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:48:48 +0000

Why are our husbands like lawn-mowers?

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:20:37 +0000

It’s hard to get them started, they emit foul odors, and they don’t work half the time!

A handy fact

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:38:28 +0000

Birthdays are said to be good for you. Accurate statistics show that that the people who have the most birthdays live the longest.

Funny Marriage Line

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:45:58 +0000

Getting married is similar to going to a restaurant with your friends.

You place your order, then when you see what the other person ordered, you wish you had that.

Married People

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:32:17 +0000

coming soon

April Fools – Toilet

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:31:10 +0000

Lift the toilet seat and apply plastic wrap over the bowl.

Put down the seat and wait for someone to do their business.

Your Momma’s glasses are so thick that she can see into the future!

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 06:55:27 +0000

Unholy Thoughts

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:52:24 +0000

It’s the sweetest thing you can do!

Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom, in the kitchen or anywhere!

You must never stop doing it!

It is called Prayer!

God bless your naughty little mind.