Very Funny Jokes

Why are our husbands like lawn-mowers?

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:20:37 +0000

It’s hard to get them started, they emit foul odors, and they don’t work half the time!

What’s the difference between your momma and a washing machine?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:27:36 +0000

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn’t follow me around.

Cow Poop

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:18:06 +0000

Birds, Birds in the sky

Dropped a poopy in my eye,

I don’t worry, I don’t cry,

I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

yo momma so hairy they need to use a lawn mower to shave her

admin — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 02:19:25 +0000

A handy fact

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:38:28 +0000

Birthdays are said to be good for you. Accurate statistics show that that the people who have the most birthdays live the longest.

What’s it called when a blonde dies her hair another color?

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:16:04 +0000

Artificial intelligence

Only in America pizza gets to your house faster than an Ambulance.

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:45:43 +0000

The best hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of bacteria. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he feels like.

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:33:56 +0000

Balayya Moon

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:36:30 +0000

NASA sent balayya to Moon. BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting “Idiots, today is amavasya, There will be no moon!

Why did the blonde girl apply lipstick to her forehead?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:22:50 +0000

She was attempting to make up her mind.

Funny Music Facebook Status

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:23:47 +0000

If my ears were vaginas I would be giving birth to baby *insert artist name*’s 9 months from now.

Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat the brick wall while playing Badminton.

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:41:28 +0000

Only in America people order a Diet Coke to go with their double cheeseburger and large fries.

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:48:48 +0000

Accounting Joke

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 04:55:23 +0000

A 54 year old accountant leaves a note for his wife one evening which reads: “Dear wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you read this I will be at the Palms Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old assistant.”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a note waiting for him that read: “Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Marx Hotel with my 18 year old toyboy. You are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.”

Ask friends this and get funny replies!

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:13:19 +0000

Imagine that I have been locked up in jail.

What crime do you think I have committed?

Married People

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:32:17 +0000

coming soon

What do you call a pro fisherman?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:24:44 +0000

Master baiter.

Unholy Thoughts

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:52:24 +0000

It’s the sweetest thing you can do!

Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom, in the kitchen or anywhere!

You must never stop doing it!

It is called Prayer!

God bless your naughty little mind.

Your Momma’s glasses are so thick that she can see into the future!

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 06:55:27 +0000

What is a blonde woman with only half a brain called?

admin — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:25:57 +0000

gifted