Cow Poop
Birds, Birds in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry, I don’t cry,
I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
Best Man Joke – one thirty eight
I’ve been warned not to go into detail about *insert grooms name*’ s past history, but what a coincidence that 138 is his lucky number!
Accounting Joke
A 54 year old accountant leaves a note for his wife one evening which reads: “Dear wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you read this I will be at the Palms Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old assistant.”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a note waiting for him that read: “Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Marx Hotel with my 18 year old toyboy. You are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.”
Why are our husbands like lawn-mowers?
It’s hard to get them started, they emit foul odors, and they don’t work half the time!
Bisaya Joke
Boy: Bless me father for I have sinned..
Pari: Go ahead child..
Boy: Nanglili ko ug babae, naligo man tu cya, kita iyang dughan, daku kaayo ug totoy, puti kaayo ug paa, nya gahubo ug panty..
Pari: Unsa pa?
Boy: Wa na kay ni-brown out man.
Pari: Atay ning Meralco oi!
Ask friends this and get funny replies!
Imagine that I have been locked up in jail.
What crime do you think I have committed?
Married People
coming soon
Why don’t blondes breastfeed their babies?
It hurts when they have to boil their nipples.
Coming Soon
We’ll be up and running soon, prepare to laugh!
Why did the blonde girl apply lipstick to her forehead?
She was attempting to make up her mind.
What’s it called when a blonde dies her hair another color?
Artificial intelligence
April Fools – Toilet
Lift the toilet seat and apply plastic wrap over the bowl.
Put down the seat and wait for someone to do their business.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With a straw.